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| 001.} O rei volta para casa |
[26 Dec 2011|02:36pm] |
For those of you considering making the trek to the shopping malls to brave the lines at the return counter or to fight over the clearance items; I will stop you right there. The thing you truly wanted for Christmas has landed back in Westchester and is presently awaiting the welcome wagon to weep in joy over my glorious return to these hallowed grounds.
That's right, assholes people. I, Roberto "Really Really Reallly Good Looking" da Costa, have decided to grace all of you with my presence once again. For those of you who remember me from my adolescent days, you better get off your lazy butts and come give me a proper greeting. I brought gifts with me, as further incentive. For those of you who don't know me. Clearly you are new but let us rectify this sacrilege and become better acquainted. C'mon now, don't be shy. I only nibble in all of the right places. (That's only applicable to those of legal age. Thank you legal department.)
Also, for all students registered in Power-Training 101? You better buckle up- it's going to be a bumpy school year. And to clarify: I do accept tokens of adoration as ways to get on my good side since clearly someone has to teach you kids how to represent. Now if anyone wants to start earning extra-credit. My little minions you are more than welcomed to help bring in my luggage. Just don't scratch the Louis Vuitton and we wont have beef. Entendido?
Now the important and final list on my love for all of you: who do I have to talk to about finding any of the good leftover grub around this play. Don't start holding out on me, people!
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